I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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