i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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