Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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