You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He felt like a one man threesome
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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