I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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