She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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