remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
The air taste purple.
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