I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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