even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
