brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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