OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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