Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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