I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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