i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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