Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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