i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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