I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
