That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
