he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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