is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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