he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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