I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
why do cheetos always look like penises
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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