You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
