Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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