Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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