And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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