That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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