I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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