But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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