Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
