I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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