Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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