There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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