Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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