Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
