did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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