I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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