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(703): View more from Virginia

I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.

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(727): View more from Florida

Semen is not good for contacts.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!

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(509): View more from Washington

Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with

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