You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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