you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
