No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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