Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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