Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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