I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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