Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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