that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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