Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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