so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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