thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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