if you like me you must not know who I am
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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